Long lost original cover for Nirvana’s Nevermind
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tumblr should offer health insurance to its long time users
tumblr owes us a pension
At this point Tumblr owes me tenure.
tbh by now all I’m asking for is a severance package
Fuego!!!
Wiiiiii
*tries this, creates a fuck ton of sparks as I go down*
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First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can’t be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.
#bonus points if none if the crew are Japanese#aliens just dropped where they thought was best
I literally just googled “city with the highest population”
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Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours
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When they say, “You’re doing the Lord’s work,” this is exactly the kind of thing they’re talking about.
Bravo, @paulgadzikowski !!














