youputthetowelonthetable: barryyouasshole: What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
warrenellis: useful social note: combo-punching real people in the face still doesn’t make them turn into a shower of gold coins
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
snitskys: hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just
imaginarycircus: rabioheab: my one dream is to travel back in time to the middle ages and bring some large speakers and loudly play a skrillex song and watch everyone freak the fuck out Best wishes on your exorcism.