May 2013
youputthetowelonthetable:
barryyouasshole:
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets
jalapeño business
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly:
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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warrenellis:
useful social note: combo-punching real people in the face still doesn’t make them turn into a shower of gold coins
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
snitskys:
hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just
imaginarycircus:
rabioheab:
my one dream is to travel back in time to the middle ages and bring some large speakers and loudly play a skrillex song and watch everyone freak the fuck out
Best wishes on your exorcism.
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