ostracizedpoodle:

i was in the car with my dad and a little kid ran into the road and my dad yelled “natural selection” 

(via theintergalacticmermaid)

hellabloggin:

when did potatoes learn how to run

(via thisismyboomstick)

I need an Edna Mode life coach.

Edna is a shining example of all kinds of useful things.

(via iwantasoda)

unimpressedcats:

Cat 1: eww gross have you seen what she’s wearing ??Cat 2: OH HELL NAWW MY NANA KNIT ME THIS BITCH

unimpressedcats:

Cat 1: eww gross have you seen what she’s wearing ??
Cat 2: OH HELL NAWW MY NANA KNIT ME THIS BITCH

the-darkness-returns:

savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

you dont even feel it happen

its a sneak attack i swear

(via theintergalacticmermaid)

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(via thisismyboomstick)

(via starline)

tastefullyoffensive:

“Bye honey, I’m off to work.” [x]

(via iwantasoda)

john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT

(via thepainofbeingdead)

katherinesketches:

River Song

katherinesketches:

River Song

(via doctorwho)

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

(via cacupid)

ratsoff:

This is art.

(via kateordie)